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12 Dec 2017

Pony Boy

Haiku: 

To no one's surprise,

Judge Roy Moore rode into town,

On a four year old.

11 Dec 2017

Orange Trumpsuit

Haiku: 

I wish I could say,

"You're too pretty for prison."

But you're a hot mess.

05 Dec 2017

Cold Shoulder

Haiku: 

This is just perfect.

Cold, white, dead on the inside,

Just like my marriage.

01 Dec 2017

Orange Juice

Haiku: 

Remember in IT,

When the scary clown killed kids?

Was he beating off?

29 Nov 2017

NY Cock Exchange

Haiku: 

Watch what you eat, son,

I'm harvesting your organs,

So don't fuck them up.

25 Nov 2017

Pimpeachment

Haiku: 

I'm like Bob Mueller,

When I find some sketchy freaks,

I smoke them out.

23 Nov 2017

Roy Moore's Tinder

Haiku: 

Single white female,

Farm girl, large breasts, underage,

Ready for stuffing.

23 Nov 2017

Breast Man

Haiku: 

Is it possible,

To pardon just the white meat?

Asking for a friend.

21 Nov 2017

Jobs!

Haiku: 

Charles Manson is dead?

Too bad. I would have hired him,

If he made parole.

15 Nov 2017

Urine Trouble

Haiku: 

I made a new game.

It's like the hokey pokey,

But with more urine.

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