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07 Dec 2016

Sheets the Deets

My newest website:

A webcam of my asshole.

I call it "Shitter".

06 Dec 2016

Nice Cube

I've done my homework.

I have watched Boyz n the HUD

Like 35 times.

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02 Dec 2016

Upgrade

Call me in ten years.

Melania will be old.

I'll need a new wife.

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30 Nov 2016

Amusement Pork

Remember that time

You called me your "trumpoline"

And then jumped my bones?

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29 Nov 2016

Women love this move!

I call it "draining the swamp".

It's gonna be huge!

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27 Nov 2016

Alt Reich

I didn't hook it!

I meant to hit the ball there,

just alt to the right.

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23 Nov 2016

Off The Cuff

Here's my legal team.

Crammit, Rammit, and Rotate,

Attorneys at law.

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21 Nov 2016

Getting Warmer

Let's play a game, Mike.

Guess what I put in my ass.

Hint: it's in this room!

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20 Nov 2016

In a Hufflepuff

So we're just moving?

We're not going to Hogwarts?

Well this is bullshit!

17 Nov 2016

Spooning

We take off our shirts,

Climb into Pence's new bed,

then send him selfies.

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