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24 Jun 2017

Making it Rain

Haiku: 

I'm Jared Kushner,

I'm the guy from the orgy,

Who cried the whole time.

22 Jun 2017

Double Stuffed

Haiku: 

Later that evening,

At Giuliani's penthouse:

Cookie crumbs and piss.

19 Jun 2017

Putin from the Green

Haiku: 

Here's what I'm doing:

Making America great

One hole at a time.

17 Jun 2017

Pray the Takei Away

Haiku: 

Mike Pence has a sad.

He found out Sulu is gay,

And Uhura's black.

15 Jun 2017
Haiku: 

We hacked HBO.

I know how "Game of Thrones" ends.

Here's a hint: Pence wins.

14 Jun 2017

Lepre-con

Haiku: 

Evil leprechaun,

Or Attorney General?

I say: Why not both?

11 Jun 2017

Huggies

Haiku: 

He had Chipotle,

So he took a massive Trump,

In his big boy pants.

08 Jun 2017

Ham Fisted

Haiku: 

Sure, you think it's Trump,

But it's really a canned ham,

With a tiny cock.

07 Jun 2017

Run for the Border!

Haiku: 

Don't worry, honey,

You're way too hot to deport,

Until I've tapped that.

06 Jun 2017

Wrath of Khan

Haiku: 

Next time I'll think twice,

Before challenging someone,

To an I.Q. test.

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