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25 Aug 2016

Jebberish

Trump was quite confused.

He thought "the Alaskan bush"

Meant that she's Jeb's wife.

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24 Aug 2016

Easy Rider

Fire up the Harley.

Just you, me, the open road.

I'll even ride bitch.

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23 Aug 2016

Butt Trumpet

My God, what's that smell?

I think the Republicans

Pooted out a Trump.

22 Aug 2016

Microscope

You just look through here

And it makes your hands look huge.

Send one to Donald.

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21 Aug 2016

Uh Oh!

Sometimes I black out,

And wake up covered in blood

And SpaghettiOs.

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20 Aug 2016

Fun Factory

Food? No, we're all out.

But I do have some Play Doh

That Putin gave me.

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19 Aug 2016

Hoosier Daddy

Come here, idiot.

I'd rather kiss Ivanka,

But I guess you'll do.

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18 Aug 2016

Huckster

Every now and then,

Bill calls him Mike Huckabee,

Just to fuck with him.

17 Aug 2016

The Good Humor Man

Give me your soft serve,

Your malts, your curdled masses,

Yearning for brain freeze.

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16 Aug 2016

Femme Force Five

Keep your hands off, Bill!

Katie. She-Hulk. Cher. Batgirl.

My squad's off limits.

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