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24 Jan 2017

State Secrets

My favorite states?

Jersey, New York, denial,

Bliss, and my prostate.

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23 Jan 2017

Mockingjoe

I'll do it, Barack.

I'll volunteer as tribute,

If she calls your name.

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21 Jan 2017

R.S.V.Pee

Dear President Trump,

Suck my inaugural balls.

Much love, Joey B.

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20 Jan 2017

Arglegay Isspay

I changed the nuke codes.

I put them in Pig Latin.

He'll never crack it.

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18 Jan 2017

It's the weirdest thing,

Last time I was in Moscow,

Some chick peed on me.

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16 Jan 2017

Better than Twilight

A romantic tale:

He grabbed her by the pussy,

And then by the heart.

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13 Jan 2017

Red Pawn

Study hard, stay strong,

And you can be President,

Just like Comrade Trump.

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11 Jan 2017

It's President Trump!

He's giving "the gold standard"

A whole new meaning.

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10 Jan 2017

Il Duce

There's still jobs to fill?

Call Danny Bonaduce.

He could use the work.

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05 Jan 2017

Oma God!

Trump gave me a job,

A little celebrity,

And chlamydia.

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