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17 Jan 2018

The Spambuglar

My biggest secret?

I colluded with Russian,

and fucked a canned ham.

20 Dec 2017

Naughty List 2017

Haiku: 

I'm filling stockings!

With shitty tax cuts and coal!

At least it's clean coal.

18 Dec 2017

Buyer's Remorse

Haiku: 

Sometimes I pretend,

I'm Jacqueline Kennedy.

She's lucky. She's dead.

12 Dec 2017

Pony Boy

Haiku: 

To no one's surprise,

Judge Roy Moore rode into town,

On a four year old.

11 Dec 2017

Orange Trumpsuit

Haiku: 

I wish I could say,

"You're too pretty for prison."

But you're a hot mess.

05 Dec 2017

Cold Shoulder

Haiku: 

This is just perfect.

Cold, white, dead on the inside,

Just like my marriage.

01 Dec 2017

Orange Juice

Haiku: 

Remember in IT,

When the scary clown killed kids?

Was he beating off?

29 Nov 2017

NY Cock Exchange

Haiku: 

Watch what you eat, son,

I'm harvesting your organs,

So don't fuck them up.

25 Nov 2017

Pimpeachment

Haiku: 

I'm like Bob Mueller,

When I find some sketchy freaks,

I smoke them out.

23 Nov 2017

Roy Moore's Tinder

Haiku: 

Single white female,

Farm girl, large breasts, underage,

Ready for stuffing.

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