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27 Apr 2017

Access Denied!

That's the back door, Mike.

So unless it's your birthday,

You can stop knocking.

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25 Apr 2017

Rublestiltskin

Here's a secret, folks.

I don't know what I'm doing.

But I'm getting paid!

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25 Apr 2017

Red Wedding

Trump: Hello Siri.

Is Vladimir Putin gay?

Asking for a friend.

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23 Apr 2017

Orange Julius

I love my nap time.

Even though I wet the bed,

With Russian whore juice.

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20 Apr 2017

We're making a film.

It's just like Suicide Squad,

With more bukkake.

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18 Apr 2017

Grape Nuts

Close your eyes, dear.

Guess what I put in your mouth.

Hint: it's not my balls.

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17 Apr 2017

Peep Show

I'm living the dream:

First I became President.

Now four chicks at once!

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15 Apr 2017

Donkey Jong

Do you have Pac-Man?

What about Missile Command?

They're my favorites!

14 Apr 2017

Gyna White

I'm so fucking dope!

I'm hillbilly heroin!

Prescribed by Putin!

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12 Apr 2017

Spiceworld

Gumdrop potato,

Curtain toe needle butthole.

What? Makes sense to me.

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