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30 Aug 2017
Haiku: 

We're ready to work.

You can tell by my khakis,

And my wife's high heels.

28 Aug 2017

Chasing Waterfails

Haiku: 

They're called Trumpbrellas.

I'm sending them to Houston,

To help with the flood.

26 Aug 2017

Penthouse Forum

Haiku: 

I get lots of mail.

Mostly from dad, in crayon,

And stuck together.

24 Aug 2017

Word Salad

Haiku: 

My designer dress,

On sale at fine salad bars,

Across the country.

22 Aug 2017

Pinhead Projector

Haiku: 

I cannot go blind!

I have the best retinas.

They're in my anus.

19 Aug 2017

Child Abusey

Haiku: 

Bannon's replacement?

Let's call up Gary Busey.

He could use the work.

18 Aug 2017

Bannon the Hutt

Haiku: 

Look, I'm sorry Steve.

But when you enslaved Leia,

You took it too far.

17 Aug 2017

Dökers fur Dorks

Haiku: 

Dear President Trump,

Your stormtroopers dress like shit.

Up your game, dickbag.

15 Aug 2017

Orange Supremacy

Haiku: 

It's not a Sieg Heil!

I'm just waving to my friends,

Hitler and Bannon.

13 Aug 2017

DURR Führer

Haiku: 

Listen up, fucknut!

You can't be cool with Nazis.

You know I'm Jewish?

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