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11 Apr 2017

Squats

Just stay bent over.

It will make things easier.

It's a long four years.

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09 Apr 2017

Like Mike

Look! I'm Hillary.

I've got giant sized man balls.

I politic good.

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08 Apr 2017

Light Weight

You're not that Jared?

I thought you were from Subway.

It must be the hair.

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07 Apr 2017

Taco Lips Now

You're dead meat Assad!

You're like carne asada.

Whatever that is.

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04 Apr 2017

Putting on the Ritz

You'll love this haircut.

Tight, white, and conservative,

It's called "The Cracker".

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03 Apr 2017

Group Pees

Trumpette requirements:

Viagra, botox, herpes,

And no gag reflex.

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02 Apr 2017

Go Directly to Jail

Put three hotels here.

If the Democrats land there,

We'll own their asses!

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30 Mar 2017

Sleeper Agent

Leave Mike Flynn alone!

He doesn't know anything!

Let's just let him sleep.

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30 Mar 2017

Suffragette Twitty

Don't get me wrong, folks.

Susan B. Anthony's great!

She's a 2, but great.

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29 Mar 2017

The O'Really Factor

I've got James Brown's hair?

No! I've got a brand new bag,

With Bill's nuts in it.

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