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04 Nov 2006

Smorgasbord

09 July, 2005 by clown7



Jagermeister, war,
chicken wings and honey buns,
I don't feel so good...

04 Nov 2006

Hot Karl

13 July, 2005 by clown7



I boxed Karl Rove once...
I hit him below the belt,
and broke Novak's jaw.

04 Nov 2006

Bleating Hearts

30 July, 2005 by clown7



"What are they doing?"
"They're huddled, watching Fox News,
it seems to calm them."

04 Nov 2006
12 July, 2005 by clown7



Either that's Bigfoot
or Osama in a wig,
either way, shoot it.

04 Nov 2006

Sneak Attack

28 July, 2005 by clown7



Judicial smoke screens
obscure things behind the scenes,
the "Stealth Nominee".

04 Nov 2006

B.Y.O.B.

22 July, 2005 by clown7



Aid for Africa?
How 'bout we have a beer bust
and charge admission?

04 Nov 2006
14 July, 2005 by clown7



Her offer to drive
was met with awkward silence
as they hailed a cab.

04 Nov 2006

Money Shot

10 July, 2005 by clown7



Republican porn:
Jeff Gannon posing naked
on a pile of cash.

04 Nov 2006
18 July, 2005 by clown7



Sorry about that.
I'm sure your arm will grow back,
just stay positive.

04 Nov 2006
06 July, 2005 by clown7



I love driving tanks.
I never get pulled over,
and cops call me "Sir."

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