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04 Nov 2006

I'm just sayin'

01 July, 2005 by clown7



Laura's kinda shy,
but once her valium kicks in
she'll do anything.

04 Nov 2006

Rancor Man

04 July, 2005 by clown7



I push this button,
and a white girl gets kidnapped.
Quick, stop the presses.

04 Nov 2006
15 July, 2005 by clown7



How did we get lost?
Driving through Afghanistan
with maps of Iraq.

04 Nov 2006

Stay tuned

03 July, 2005 by tampioca



Who is this dumbass?
I thought this was "Girls Gone Wild".
Where'd the boobies go?

04 Nov 2006

Puppy Love

08 July, 2005 by clown7



Just east of Crawford,
old paint on an overpass.
"Dubya luvs Laura".

04 Nov 2006

Smorgasbord

09 July, 2005 by clown7



Jagermeister, war,
chicken wings and honey buns,
I don't feel so good...

04 Nov 2006

Hot Karl

13 July, 2005 by clown7



I boxed Karl Rove once...
I hit him below the belt,
and broke Novak's jaw.

04 Nov 2006

Bleating Hearts

30 July, 2005 by clown7



"What are they doing?"
"They're huddled, watching Fox News,
it seems to calm them."

04 Nov 2006
12 July, 2005 by clown7



Either that's Bigfoot
or Osama in a wig,
either way, shoot it.

04 Nov 2006

Sneak Attack

28 July, 2005 by clown7



Judicial smoke screens
obscure things behind the scenes,
the "Stealth Nominee".

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