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04 Nov 2006

Fresh Squeezed

25 July, 2005 by clown7



The forbidden fruit,
plump, juicy and delicious
and that lime's huge too.

04 Nov 2006

Snake Oil

27 July, 2005 by clown7



Don let out a hiss:
I know "Lying Serpent Style".
My Kung-Fu is strong.

04 Nov 2006

Friends

30 July, 2005 by clown7



Attention Karl Rove:
Sometimes sharks eat their own young.
Feeling nervous yet?

04 Nov 2006
16 July, 2005 by tampioca



Please, c'mon now guys,
which of you gets blown up first?
Don't make me decide.

04 Nov 2006

Heavy Petting

18 July, 2005 by clown7



Hazing rituals
this one's called "Kiss the Camel"
Next week: "Screw the Pooch"

04 Nov 2006

Penal Code

15 July, 2005 by tampioca



Inviting trouble,
George's belt falls to his feet:
"Indict this, bitches!"

04 Nov 2006

He's too pretty

20 July, 2005 by clown7



Do me a favor,
when Karl Rove gets to prison
keep the dudes off him.

04 Nov 2006

Thus You

23 July, 2005 by tampioca



I hate to say it,
but sometimes when he was drunk,
Daddy went anal.

04 Nov 2006

War Games

06 July, 2005 by clown7



"How'd your sortie go?"
"Pretty cool, blew up some dudes,
just like on Xbox."

04 Nov 2006

Smoking Gun

26 July, 2005 by clown7



Don't make me shoot you.
I know my gun isn't real,
but that won't stop me.

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