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04 Nov 2006

Down with AARP

06 June, 2005 by tampioca

You wanna do what?
Are you sure you can do that,
with your brand new hip?

04 Nov 2006

Green Beret

26 June, 2005 by clown7

Dude, total buzzkill!
This bong smells like gunpowder.
You can have it back.

04 Nov 2006


13 June, 2005 by clown7

He was driving fine,
'til that illegal left turn,
straight into Baghdad.

04 Nov 2006

Notre Dame

03 June, 2005 by clown7

Some people see ghosts.
Some people see U.F.O.s.
Laura sees hunchbacks.

04 Nov 2006


28 June, 2005 by clown7

Morris Day concert,
1985, third row,
I was the drunk guy.

04 Nov 2006

Smooth Operator

05 June, 2005 by clown7

The hard desert wind
pounds against tightly drawn skin
like a drum solo.

04 Nov 2006

Womb Raider

21 June, 2005 by tampioca

She thinks she's so hot.
Adopts a Cambodian
and now she's Miss thang.

04 Nov 2006

Maid to Order

06 May, 2006 by clown7

Does she do dishes?
Super, I'll get my checkbook.
I'll name her "Lupe".

04 Nov 2006
30 May, 2006 by clown7

Hurricane Dubya.
Landfall: November '06.
Congress runs like mad.

04 Nov 2006

Bad Cop/Bad Cop

24 May, 2006 by clown7

What'll we do next,
after we're done with this gig?
Buddy cop movies?