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04 Nov 2006

Wedge Issue.

07 November, 2004 by clown7


I took gay marriage,
and stuffed it up Kerry's butt,
like a ballot box.

04 Nov 2006
04 November, 2004 by clown7


Their hearts are soaring,
and just like president Bush,
they got their "man-dates".

04 Nov 2006
27 November, 2004 by vasan


With high gas prices,
Iraq police must carpool.
Pity there's no wheels.

04 Nov 2006

O.MR.E.C.

23 November, 2004 by clown7


Don works out a deal:
oil stays very expensive,
mustache rides stay free.

04 Nov 2006
18 November, 2004 by clown7


Want to piss him off?
Accidentally call him,
"President Powell".

04 Nov 2006
15 November, 2004 by clown7


Colin's moving up:
a cabinet level post,
with the Wu-Tang Clan.

04 Nov 2006

Foot soldier.

17 November, 2004 by clown7


New Powell Doctrine:
Next guy who calls me "colon",
gets my boot in his.

04 Nov 2006
25 November, 2004 by vasan


My dearest husband,
we're in debt and lost our house.
So much for stop loss.

04 Nov 2006

Sugar Daddy...

28 November, 2004 by clown7


If things get too weird,
I'm an amendment away.
Who loves you baby...?

04 Nov 2006

Pardon Me...

24 November, 2004 by vasan


As a governor,
I never spared any lives.
This is weird for me.

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