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04 Nov 2006

B.Y.O.B.

22 July, 2005 by clown7



Aid for Africa?
How 'bout we have a beer bust
and charge admission?

04 Nov 2006
14 July, 2005 by clown7



Her offer to drive
was met with awkward silence
as they hailed a cab.

04 Nov 2006

Money Shot

10 July, 2005 by clown7



Republican porn:
Jeff Gannon posing naked
on a pile of cash.

04 Nov 2006
18 July, 2005 by clown7



Sorry about that.
I'm sure your arm will grow back,
just stay positive.

04 Nov 2006
06 July, 2005 by clown7



I love driving tanks.
I never get pulled over,
and cops call me "Sir."

04 Nov 2006

Wedge Issue.

07 November, 2004 by clown7


I took gay marriage,
and stuffed it up Kerry's butt,
like a ballot box.

04 Nov 2006
04 November, 2004 by clown7


Their hearts are soaring,
and just like president Bush,
they got their "man-dates".

04 Nov 2006
27 November, 2004 by vasan


With high gas prices,
Iraq police must carpool.
Pity there's no wheels.

04 Nov 2006

O.MR.E.C.

23 November, 2004 by clown7


Don works out a deal:
oil stays very expensive,
mustache rides stay free.

04 Nov 2006
18 November, 2004 by clown7


Want to piss him off?
Accidentally call him,
"President Powell".

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