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04 Nov 2006

The Chene-Gang

23 May, 2006 by clown7



I love my groupies.
They used to be N'Sync fans,
'til I came along.

04 Nov 2006

CTRL+D

03 May, 2006 by clown7



Conversation stoppped
when Jeff Gannon's myspace page
scrolled across the screen.

04 Nov 2006

Deep Dish

11 May, 2006 by tampioca



No pepperoni?
I'll substitute something else.
Send extra hookers.

04 Nov 2006

She Bangs

21 May, 2006 by tampioca



I hear you're real smart.
Can you build me a robot?
With a vagina?

04 Nov 2006
29 May, 2006 by clown7



Let's not mince words here,
I'm technically a "moron",
"dumbass" is just slang.

04 Nov 2006

Sleepover

22 May, 2006 by clown7



We had a great time,
watched MTV, did our hair,
then we shaved our legs.

04 Nov 2006

Tool Time

07 May, 2006 by tampioca



I got an award.
It must be for penis size.
It says "biggest tool".

04 Nov 2006

Rosemary's Baby

14 May, 2006 by tampioca



Your baby is cute,
and you named her after me?
"White devil woman".

04 Nov 2006

The Bomb Squad

25 May, 2006 by clown7



Enough talking boys,
it's already 10:30!
Let's blow some shit up!

04 Nov 2006

The Piper

02 May, 2006 by clown7



We accept VISA,
Mastercard, Discovery,
checks, and cold hard cash.

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