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04 Nov 2006
23 November, 2004 by clown7


His lips remind her,
what happened on Air Force One
stays on Air Force One...

04 Nov 2006

Honest mistake.

22 November, 2004 by clown7


Something's not right here...?
Oh wait, I think I've got it,
they misspelled "Coward".

04 Nov 2006
17 November, 2004 by clown7


The old soldier fades,
he kicked ass for forty years,
then kissed it for four.

04 Nov 2006

"War President"

12 November, 2004 by clown7


Attention red states:
Remember when you were grey?
How'd that all work out?

04 Nov 2006
01 November, 2004 by clown7


George puts the moves on,
and drops his best pick up line:
"I know Dick Cheney".

04 Nov 2006
15 November, 2004 by clown7


When he first met Lynne,
his heart heaved with wild passion...
that, or angina.

04 Nov 2006

Who knew?

07 November, 2004 by clown7


George should be working,
to defend America,
but "Queer Eye" is on.

04 Nov 2006
30 November, 2004 by clown7


Ridge's last warning:
Please don't rub Cheney's bald spot,
even if he begs...

04 Nov 2006
03 November, 2004 by fresh


Congratulations,
tools of Fox News and Wal-Mart.
Now go count your dead.

04 Nov 2006

Rummy Ache.

08 November, 2004 by clown7


My stomach is wrecked,
My doctor said "Mylanta?"
I said: "My conscience."

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