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04 Nov 2006

Hard Feelings

30 August, 2005 by clown7



That's a huge cake George.
Everyone can have a piece,
kinda like your wife.

04 Nov 2006

Spooky

28 August, 2005 by clown7



That kid freaks me out,
he says he sees dead people,
and flag draped coffins.

04 Nov 2006
19 August, 2005 by clown7



If these walls could talk:
"Here's ten bucks, get that dress cleaned.
Now where's my pizza?"

04 Nov 2006
26 August, 2004 by clown7


He really believes
I'd follow him anywhere.
Crackheads are like that.

04 Nov 2006
31 August, 2004 by vasan


Ted/Tom: "That dumbass."
George: "Sigh. He has my first name..."
Abe: "Someone shoot me."

04 Nov 2006
30 August, 2004 by clown7


I've got a fun game,
like "Where's Waldo" but it's called
"Find the Black Person"

04 Nov 2006
27 August, 2004 by clown7


Fast on the buzzer.
I’ll take “Kings” for Eight Hundred.
“Who is Dick Cheney?”

04 Nov 2006
29 August, 2004 by vasan


When she steps outside
her tormentors point and laugh.
It’s called irony.

04 Nov 2006

-photo Kerry-Edwards 2004, Inc. from Sharon Farmer-

04 Nov 2006

-photo Kerry-Edwards 2004, Inc. from Sharon Farmer-

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