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04 Nov 2006

Chemical Attack

14 August, 2005 by tampioca



Dude, I can't help it.
I had chili dogs for lunch.
What do you expect?

04 Nov 2006
27 August, 2005 by vasan



Her tongue in his ear,
licking, probing, wet and wild.
Thank God for dark pants.

04 Nov 2006

Too many trees

24 August, 2005 by clown7



This looks awful nice,
it's not Super Wal-Mart nice,
but it's pretty good.

04 Nov 2006
30 August, 2005 by vasan



I love the Danish!
The cream cheese ones are the best,
I'd eat one this big!

04 Nov 2006

On the Ball

22 August, 2005 by clown7



When they cut it off,
what did they replace it with?
Mine are made of brass.

04 Nov 2006

Nuk-u-lar

22 August, 2005 by clown7



Ok, try again,
C'mon George, you can do it.
Try to sound it out.

04 Nov 2006
06 August, 2005 by tampioca



Hey man, this is neat!
There's five fingers on this hand
and five on this one!

04 Nov 2006
21 August, 2005 by clown7



On the dotted line,
between the Wal-Mart logo
and "Made in China".

04 Nov 2006

Fair Warning

12 August, 2005 by clown7



Took out my contacts.
Drank a lot of cough syrup.
Stay off the sidewalks.

04 Nov 2006
25 August, 2005 by tampioca



Ya know, Rumsfeld's right,
She'd look hot with a shaved head
and a mustache wax.

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