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04 Nov 2006
03 November, 2004 by fresh

tools of Fox News and Wal-Mart.
Now go count your dead.

04 Nov 2006

Rummy Ache.

08 November, 2004 by clown7

My stomach is wrecked,
My doctor said "Mylanta?"
I said: "My conscience."

04 Nov 2006
12 November, 2004 by clown7

An arm for Iraq...
Now he wishes he had saved,
one finger for Bush.

04 Nov 2006
05 November, 2004 by clown7

Dude, he's not in there,
and he probably won't be,
'til 2008...

04 Nov 2006
01 November, 2004 by clown7

Jesus speaks to him,
things like "Turn the other cheek."
and "Repent Jackass!"

04 Nov 2006
09 November, 2004 by clown7

Adios Ashcroft.
You'll never be half the man,
Janet Reno was...

04 Nov 2006

Jenn and Tonic

02 August, 2005 by clown7

African schools suck!
I've been here twenty minutes,
and I'm still sober.

04 Nov 2006


08 August, 2005 by clown7

Lunch is like lying,
Rumsfeld keeps serving it up,
they keep eating it.

04 Nov 2006

Imminent Danger

13 August, 2005 by clown7

Don't knock on the glass.
You could get his attention,
and then he'll attack.

04 Nov 2006

Dessert Storm

16 August, 2005 by tampioca

You, me, and your mom,
in the back of Air Force One,
I'll bring the jello.