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04 Nov 2006
27 August, 2005 by vasan

Her tongue in his ear,
licking, probing, wet and wild.
Thank God for dark pants.

04 Nov 2006

Too many trees

24 August, 2005 by clown7

This looks awful nice,
it's not Super Wal-Mart nice,
but it's pretty good.

04 Nov 2006
30 August, 2005 by vasan

I love the Danish!
The cream cheese ones are the best,
I'd eat one this big!

04 Nov 2006

On the Ball

22 August, 2005 by clown7

When they cut it off,
what did they replace it with?
Mine are made of brass.

04 Nov 2006


22 August, 2005 by clown7

Ok, try again,
C'mon George, you can do it.
Try to sound it out.

04 Nov 2006
06 August, 2005 by tampioca

Hey man, this is neat!
There's five fingers on this hand
and five on this one!

04 Nov 2006
21 August, 2005 by clown7

On the dotted line,
between the Wal-Mart logo
and "Made in China".

04 Nov 2006

Fair Warning

12 August, 2005 by clown7

Took out my contacts.
Drank a lot of cough syrup.
Stay off the sidewalks.

04 Nov 2006
25 August, 2005 by tampioca

Ya know, Rumsfeld's right,
She'd look hot with a shaved head
and a mustache wax.

04 Nov 2006

Curtain Call

20 August, 2005 by clown7

George breaks the ice:
"Hey, where'd you get that outfit,
Bed Bath & Beyond?"