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04 Nov 2006

Plucked Up

28 September, 2005 by clown7



Condi shaves her pits!
She's balder than a chicken
in a wind tunnel.

04 Nov 2006

Whack Job

20 September, 2005 by clown7



Kill an insurgent,
another one pops right up
just like "Whack-a-Mole".

04 Nov 2006
03 September, 2005 by clown7



Lights, camera... Action!
George turns on the water works,
then they strike the set.

04 Nov 2006
04 September, 2005 by clown7



George's party game:
"Pin the Blame on the Donkey"
goes into high gear.

04 Nov 2006
24 September, 2005 by clown7



Please try to stay calm,
pretend that I'm Matt Damon
and we're just dancing.

04 Nov 2006

Shopping Spree

11 September, 2005 by clown7



When the levee broke,
I went out to buy some shoes:
waders, pumps and clogs.

04 Nov 2006

A Pound of Cure

01 September, 2005 by clown7



Disaster relief?
No, that would cramp Dubya's style.
He's building an ark.

04 Nov 2006

Double Sleaze

03 September, 2005 by clown7



Who's gettin' hungry?
I'll order us some pizzas,
gimme a few weeks.

04 Nov 2006

The Unkind Cut

11 September, 2005 by clown7



I solemly swear
if he cheats on me again
I'm cutting if off.

04 Nov 2006

Momma's Boy

26 September, 2005 by tampioca



This here's my momma.
I got all my smarts from her.
She learned me real good.

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