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04 Nov 2006

Geneva Sausages

23 September, 2005 by clown7



Still can't break their will?
Try the ultimate torture,
cream chipped beef on toast.

04 Nov 2006

Failing Upward

14 September, 2005 by clown7



I always screw up,
but I can never get fired.
I love this country!

04 Nov 2006

Falling Flat

08 September, 2005 by clown7



We're twin disasters,
double D cup tragedies:
me and Katrina.

04 Nov 2006

Determination

10 September, 2005 by clown7



Watch me get to work.
Thumbs are so overrated.
They get in the way.

04 Nov 2006

#2 Pencil

20 September, 2005 by clown7



I'll make an entry
in the National Archives
if Condi lets me.

04 Nov 2006
26 September, 2005 by tampioca



Now when you said "swap"
I thought you meant we'd swap wives,
not Laura for you.

04 Nov 2006

Number Two Son

29 September, 2005 by tampioca



Japan's so fancy,
but their toilets sure are weird.
How do you flush them?

04 Nov 2006

Plucked Up

28 September, 2005 by clown7



Condi shaves her pits!
She's balder than a chicken
in a wind tunnel.

04 Nov 2006

Whack Job

20 September, 2005 by clown7



Kill an insurgent,
another one pops right up
just like "Whack-a-Mole".

04 Nov 2006
03 September, 2005 by clown7



Lights, camera... Action!
George turns on the water works,
then they strike the set.

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