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04 Nov 2006

Curtain Call

20 August, 2005 by clown7



George breaks the ice:
"Hey, where'd you get that outfit,
Bed Bath & Beyond?"

04 Nov 2006

Pistoleros

03 August, 2005 by clown7



Baghdad's not so bad...
It's kind of like west Texas,
without all the guns.

04 Nov 2006

Wise Guys

17 August, 2005 by clown7



My Iraqi friends...
you guys need our "protection",
or things get messy.

04 Nov 2006
05 August, 2005 by clown7



So how does this work?
You want both of us at once,
or me first, then George?

04 Nov 2006

Hot Towel

24 August, 2005 by clown7



Welcome aboard folks,
there's "Billy Beer" and peanuts
for your in-flight snack.

04 Nov 2006

Hard Bargain

13 August, 2005 by clown7



Free trade agreement:
you get California back,
but we keep Charro.

04 Nov 2006

Pong

05 August, 2005 by clown7



C'mon, stop crying,
remember, it's just a game,
those blips aren't people.

04 Nov 2006
08 August, 2005 by clown7



Night vision goggles?
I wish we could afford them,
instead Wayfarers.

04 Nov 2006
02 August, 2005 by clown7



Iraq/U.S. trade:
exporting Democracy,
and importing shoes.

04 Nov 2006

Warrior

10 August, 2005 by clown7



I know it seems bad,
but sometimes your son gets killed,
that's just how I roll.

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