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04 Nov 2006

Reservations

22 June, 2005 by clown7



Presidential Suite
Best Western, Crawford Texas,
2:30 a.m.

04 Nov 2006

Pig Out

25 June, 2005 by clown7



Dubya's vacation,
he's heading down to Gitmo.
He heard the food's good.

04 Nov 2006

Dopey

01 June, 2005 by clown7



Russia's pretty good,
but Disneyland's much better,
better rides, more dwarves.

04 Nov 2006

Bipartisanship

05 June, 2005 by clown7



Yeah, I know Clinton...
had lunch with him just last week.
I can hook you up.

04 Nov 2006

Peace Out

18 June, 2005 by vasan



Once sworn enemies,
now they're political twins...
wave freedom bye-bye.

04 Nov 2006

Runaway Bride

08 June, 2005 by clown7



Torture in Iraq!
If Saddam doesn't confess:
conjugal visits.

04 Nov 2006

Druthers

29 June, 2005 by clown7



I'm not "stalking" George.
I'm letting him know I'm here,
checkin' in on things.

04 Nov 2006

Broken Nose.

22 June, 2005 by clown7



I'm gonna reach out,
close my eyes, then walk forward,
what happens, happens...

04 Nov 2006

A higher power

24 June, 2005 by clown7



I met him before,
the time we drank bong water
and George saw Jesus.

04 Nov 2006

Sistah Soldier

14 June, 2005 by clown7



"The draft is coming...
I pray for help all the time.
Welcome to my world."

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