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04 Nov 2006

Tough as Nails

19 June, 2005 by clown7

You two be sweethearts
and guard the perimeter
until my nails dry.

04 Nov 2006
11 June, 2005 by clown7

This got awkward fast.
Ted drank Kerry's aftershave
and blamed it on George.

04 Nov 2006

Laying on Hands

11 June, 2005 by clown7

"No Child Left Behind"
sounds more and more ominous
when spoken by priests.

04 Nov 2006

Monkey Business

20 June, 2005 by vasan

Isn't that freaky?
That chimpanzee's DNA
looks a lot like mine!

04 Nov 2006

So Sue Me.

16 June, 2005 by clown7

OK, Iraq sucks...
it could have worked out better,
but what can you do?

04 Nov 2006

Courtesy Flush

25 June, 2005 by tampioca

Y'all see that outhouse?
That's where I store our freedoms,
one turd at a time.

04 Nov 2006

Going Commando

16 June, 2005 by clown7

Check under my robe,
I "liberated" my balls...
Freedom's on the march!

04 Nov 2006
29 June, 2005 by clown7

O - BLANK - A - M - A...?
I'd like to buy a vowel,
how about a B?

04 Nov 2006
07 June, 2005 by tampioca

I've seen her before
on a screen about that size,
but with a donkey.

04 Nov 2006

Carpe Boobies

10 June, 2005 by clown7

"Carpe Diem" George,
that's Latin for "seize the day"
like Hitler seized France.