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04 Nov 2006

Runaway Bride

08 June, 2005 by clown7

Torture in Iraq!
If Saddam doesn't confess:
conjugal visits.

04 Nov 2006


29 June, 2005 by clown7

I'm not "stalking" George.
I'm letting him know I'm here,
checkin' in on things.

04 Nov 2006

Broken Nose.

22 June, 2005 by clown7

I'm gonna reach out,
close my eyes, then walk forward,
what happens, happens...

04 Nov 2006

A higher power

24 June, 2005 by clown7

I met him before,
the time we drank bong water
and George saw Jesus.

04 Nov 2006

Sistah Soldier

14 June, 2005 by clown7

"The draft is coming...
I pray for help all the time.
Welcome to my world."

04 Nov 2006

Tough as Nails

19 June, 2005 by clown7

You two be sweethearts
and guard the perimeter
until my nails dry.

04 Nov 2006
11 June, 2005 by clown7

This got awkward fast.
Ted drank Kerry's aftershave
and blamed it on George.

04 Nov 2006

Laying on Hands

11 June, 2005 by clown7

"No Child Left Behind"
sounds more and more ominous
when spoken by priests.

04 Nov 2006

Monkey Business

20 June, 2005 by vasan

Isn't that freaky?
That chimpanzee's DNA
looks a lot like mine!

04 Nov 2006

So Sue Me.

16 June, 2005 by clown7

OK, Iraq sucks...
it could have worked out better,
but what can you do?