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04 Nov 2006

Enough Rope

11 August, 2005 by clown7

Photoshop's awesome,
with a click of the button,
I'm hung like a horse.

04 Nov 2006


17 August, 2005 by clown7

Y'all git outta here...
Don't make me call the police,
or maybe the Klan.

04 Nov 2006

Hard Feelings

30 August, 2005 by clown7

That's a huge cake George.
Everyone can have a piece,
kinda like your wife.

04 Nov 2006


28 August, 2005 by clown7

That kid freaks me out,
he says he sees dead people,
and flag draped coffins.

04 Nov 2006
19 August, 2005 by clown7

If these walls could talk:
"Here's ten bucks, get that dress cleaned.
Now where's my pizza?"

04 Nov 2006
26 August, 2004 by clown7

He really believes
I'd follow him anywhere.
Crackheads are like that.

04 Nov 2006
31 August, 2004 by vasan

Ted/Tom: "That dumbass."
George: "Sigh. He has my first name..."
Abe: "Someone shoot me."

04 Nov 2006
30 August, 2004 by clown7

I've got a fun game,
like "Where's Waldo" but it's called
"Find the Black Person"

04 Nov 2006
27 August, 2004 by clown7

Fast on the buzzer.
I’ll take “Kings” for Eight Hundred.
“Who is Dick Cheney?”

04 Nov 2006
29 August, 2004 by vasan

When she steps outside
her tormentors point and laugh.
It’s called irony.