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04 Nov 2006

Double Dipper

12 May, 2006 by clown7

"I have felt your pain.
It's right next to your wallet,
so it's worth the trip."

04 Nov 2006

Pile it On

18 May, 2006 by tampioca

I brought my shovel.
I figured I would need it,
to cut through the bull.

04 Nov 2006

The Unkind Cut

28 May, 2006 by tampioca

Hey George, check me out!
I've got bigger balls than you,
and I've been neutered!

04 Nov 2006

Sight Seeing

09 May, 2006 by clown7

Out your left window
you'll see a bombed out wasteland,
get used to it folks.

04 Nov 2006
15 May, 2006 by clown7

The twins drink like George,
and you passed down your "slut gene",
but still no grandkids?

04 Nov 2006


08 May, 2006 by clown7

Sure, she guzzles gas
and insurance is a bitch,
but the girls love it.

04 Nov 2006

Tortilla Reform

16 May, 2006 by clown7

And that's not all folks.
I'm renaming the "taco".
They're now "Georgewiches".

04 Nov 2006
13 May, 2006 by clown7

How do I put this?
"Mike, your head looks like a skull.
It's freaking me out."

04 Nov 2006

Missed One

27 May, 2006 by clown7

On Dick's to-do list:
tax cuts, bomb Iran, call George,
make Lynn take her pills.

04 Nov 2006
15 September, 2005 by tampioca

I've got lots of shirts,
but if "moxie" means "dumbass"
then that shirt's all me.