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04 Nov 2006

A Pound of Cure

01 September, 2005 by clown7



Disaster relief?
No, that would cramp Dubya's style.
He's building an ark.

04 Nov 2006

Double Sleaze

03 September, 2005 by clown7



Who's gettin' hungry?
I'll order us some pizzas,
gimme a few weeks.

04 Nov 2006

The Unkind Cut

11 September, 2005 by clown7



I solemly swear
if he cheats on me again
I'm cutting if off.

04 Nov 2006

Momma's Boy

26 September, 2005 by tampioca



This here's my momma.
I got all my smarts from her.
She learned me real good.

04 Nov 2006
17 September, 2005 by clown7



Take this five spot, kid.
When they strap that bomb on you,
stay away from me.

04 Nov 2006
29 September, 2005 by clown7



Oh sure, he can drive,
but can he lick his own balls?
I didn't think so.

04 Nov 2006

Full Service

17 September, 2005 by clown7



You know gas is high
when Dubya pumps it himself.
"FilI 'er up ladies?"

04 Nov 2006

Tough Love

14 September, 2005 by clown7



Our face to the world,
diplomats that aren't so nice,
Bolton, Bush, and Rice.

04 Nov 2006
01 September, 2005 by clown7



"Damn, that looks awful...
good thing I had time for golf,
water hazards suck."

04 Nov 2006

Bush Wacker

07 September, 2005 by tampioca



Do you think she's dead?
Nah, she breathing really hard
and touching herself.

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