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13 Sep 2017

Ric and Famous

Haiku: 

Sometimes he'll sit there,

Pretending that he's Ric Flair,

'Til someone says "Woo!"

11 Sep 2017

Talk Burky to Me

Haiku: 

Don't worry, Donald,

It's only a bandana,

Not a "dude burka".

09 Sep 2017
Haiku: 

Their nukes are tiny,

My long range missiles are yuge!

Just like my penis.

07 Sep 2017

Netflix and Ill

Haiku: 

It's new on Netflix,

But it's a mini series,

Since your cock's so small.

06 Sep 2017
Haiku: 

I figured it out,

Apparently we're morons.

Who would have thunk it?

03 Sep 2017

Family Affair

Haiku: 

It's not a good sign,

When Celebrity Wife Swap,

Is your back up plan.

02 Sep 2017

Sick Sick Sick

Haiku: 

That awkward feeling,

When the kid from The Omen,

Marries your daughter.

30 Aug 2017
Haiku: 

We're ready to work.

You can tell by my khakis,

And my wife's high heels.

28 Aug 2017

Chasing Waterfails

Haiku: 

They're called Trumpbrellas.

I'm sending them to Houston,

To help with the flood.

26 Aug 2017

Penthouse Forum

Haiku: 

I get lots of mail.

Mostly from dad, in crayon,

And stuck together.

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