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21 Dec 2016

Putin Him on Blast

Putin's so classy,

His cock tastes like caviar!

It's incredible!

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20 Dec 2016

Cruz's Fiction

Just think, GOP,

If you had played your cards right,

You could've had me!

15 Dec 2016

Douchemarks

I present to you,

Secretary of Douchebags,

Mr. Kanye West.

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11 Dec 2016

Triumphant.

Do you want this piece?

It looks like an orange cock.

So I thought I'd ask.

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09 Dec 2016

Little Caesar

The real pizzagate:

Trump eats his pizza backwards,

With his eye shut tight.

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07 Dec 2016

Sheets the Deets

My newest website:

A webcam of my asshole.

I call it "Shitter".

06 Dec 2016

Nice Cube

I've done my homework.

I have watched Boyz n the HUD

Like 35 times.

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02 Dec 2016

Upgrade

Call me in ten years.

Melania will be old.

I'll need a new wife.

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30 Nov 2016

Amusement Pork

Remember that time

You called me your "trumpoline"

And then jumped my bones?

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29 Nov 2016

Women love this move!

I call it "draining the swamp".

It's gonna be huge!

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