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18 May 2017

Putin on the Hits

Haiku: 

Where is this Comey?

I bet that he's the leaker.

Or he soon will be.

17 May 2017

Barffly

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I can't go to jail!

I'm too pretty for Club Fed!

They'll eat me alive!

16 May 2017

Circus Peanut

Haiku: 

Trump got me alone.

And then made me an offer.

A two inch offer.

15 May 2017

Assword

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He's a real smart guy!

He guessed our WiFi password:

Urine8onMe.

13 May 2017

MC Hammer & Sickle

Haiku: 

There was no hacking.

The election was legit,

Just like my dance moves.

11 May 2017

Sub-peener

Haiku: 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I don't normally date men,

But I owed them one.

09 May 2017

Down Time

Haiku: 

It isn't so bad.

Now I can binge watch snuff films,

And cook meth all day.

08 May 2017

Pisstol Whipped

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Come at me, Colbert!

But not literally though.

That's just for Putin.

06 May 2017

Small Favors

Haiku: 

Good news, gentlemen!

We still cover Viagra.

And that's about it.

04 May 2017

Deplorable Care Act

Haiku: 

Dear poor sick people.

You can all go fuck yourselves.

Love, Emperor Trump.

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