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23 Mar 2017

The Riddler

Haiku: 

What's round and orange,

In the palm of millionaires,

And in court a lot?

21 Mar 2017

Whole Latte Love

Haiku: 

The ladies love me.

It's like I'm the pumpkin spice,

Of Vice Presidents.

19 Mar 2017

Orange Crush on Tap

Haiku: 

That awkward moment,

When you're wiretapping someone,

And he's into you.

16 Mar 2017

Vomelet

Haiku: 

Who needs Meals on Wheels?!

I eat diamonds for breakfast,

And shit Fabergé.

15 Mar 2017
Haiku: 

New Trump hair slippers!

Put your foot in Donald's head.

There's plenty of room.

14 Mar 2017

Popcrone

Oh, don't mind me, folks.

Just microwaving my face.

How long for jerky?

13 Mar 2017

Lemonade

Haiku: 

"Do you like it, Joe?

It's Beyonce's bath water,

With a shot of gin."

09 Mar 2017

Slimer

Haiku: 

This painting's haunted!

One night I walked by it nude,

And it vomited!

07 Mar 2017

2020 Vision

Haiku: 

Me. Trump. Thunderdome.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

I'll dust that Cheeto.

06 Mar 2017

Breitshart

Haiku: 

Just look at Bannon.

If diarrhea wore jorts,

It would look like him.

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