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21 Nov 2016

Getting Warmer

Let's play a game, Mike.

Guess what I put in my ass.

Hint: it's in this room!

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20 Nov 2016

In a Hufflepuff

So we're just moving?

We're not going to Hogwarts?

Well this is bullshit!

17 Nov 2016

Spooning

We take off our shirts,

Climb into Pence's new bed,

then send him selfies.

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16 Nov 2016

Box Lunch

I'll show Trump the ropes.

I'll even feed him his lunch:

Knuckle sandwiches!

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15 Nov 2016

Housewarming Gift

What's on the floor, Joe?

It's a present for Mike Pence.

I made it myself.

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14 Nov 2016

Hidden Assets

Look Melania.

This is serious business.

Keep your tits covered.

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12 Nov 2016

I'll show you around.

Where's your birth certificate?

First things first, Donald.

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10 Nov 2016

False Profit

I thought I was God.

Thank you, evangelicals.

Boom! Now I am God!

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08 Nov 2016

Happy Ending

The Presidency?

It's a lot like our sex life.

Bill always comes first.

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07 Nov 2016

New Dirt

Call Sean Hannity,

Tell him I have some HUGE news.

She screwed Bill Clinton!

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