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14 Feb 2008

Holy Shvitz

Haiku: 

Why is it so hot?

Is it that "Global Shvitzing"

Al Gore talks about?

 
12 Feb 2008

Kiss and Tell

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

First she's all "My eye!"

then "You ruined my blue dress!"

Man, those were the days.  

11 Feb 2008

Word on the Street

Haiku: 

Come on Barack, please!

Let me keep the muppet vote,

they're all I've got left.

08 Jan 2008

Name Dropper

Haiku: 

Oh, they'll vote for me...

Why? I have four little words:

"I'm Bill Clinton's wife."

06 Oct 2007

Time Share

Haiku: 

Don't mind me fellas,

I'm just location scouting

for MTV's "Cribs".

21 Feb 2007
Haiku: 

Nobody noticed,

All the rabbit talked about

was global warming.

19 Feb 2007
Haiku: 

I miss the 90s.

Pizza, blowjobs, hot phone sex.

It was wonderful.  

18 Feb 2007

Global Warming

Haiku: 

No more pizza, Bill.

You're starting to grow man boobs.

It's making me hot.

16 Feb 2007

BillHillies

Haiku: 

In 2009,

We'll be back in the Whitehouse,

Won't that be a hoot? 

 
14 Feb 2007

On the Make

Haiku: 

You're outta luck, pal.

I've got dibs on the young one,

And Laura's taken.

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