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29 Mar 2017

The O'Really Factor

I've got James Brown's hair?

No! I've got a brand new bag,

With Bill's nuts in it.

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07 Feb 2017

Just Like Ukraine

Look at my new friend!

Trump said I could just grab it,

And no one would care!

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25 Nov 2006

Habeas Gravy

I missed the oven,

but now I'm off to Gitmo.

Either way, I'm plucked.

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08 Nov 2006

Unleashed

I'm leaving you, George.

Pelosi offered me steak

and my own hot tub.

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05 Nov 2006

Air Fizzy One


Check out my new plane!
I sent it to "Pimp my Ride"
It's got spinning rims!

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Our old site as it existed from August, 2004 to November, 2006 is still available temporarily as we test and refine the new content management system.

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