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09 May 2017

Down Time

It isn't so bad.

Now I can binge watch snuff films,

And cook meth all day.

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01 May 2017

Oh Captain!

That awkward moment,

When you're against gay marriage,

And Chris Pine walks by.

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28 Mar 2017

The O'Really Factor

I've got James Brown's hair?

No! I've got a brand new bag,

With Bill's nuts in it.

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06 Feb 2017

Just Like Ukraine

Look at my new friend!

Trump said I could just grab it,

And no one would care!

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25 Nov 2006

Habeas Gravy

I missed the oven,

but now I'm off to Gitmo.

Either way, I'm plucked.

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08 Nov 2006

Unleashed

I'm leaving you, George.

Pelosi offered me steak

and my own hot tub.

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05 Nov 2006

Air Fizzy One


Check out my new plane!
I sent it to "Pimp my Ride"
It's got spinning rims!

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