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Biden

25 Mar 2017

Snatching Victory

They tried to fuck us,

But then they had to pull out.

Our shit is too tight.

Haiku: 
21 Mar 2017

Whole Latte Love

The ladies love me.

It's like I'm the pumpkin spice,

Of Vice Presidents.

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13 Mar 2017

Lemonade

"Do you like it, Joe?

It's Beyonce's bath water,

With a shot of gin."

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07 Mar 2017

2020 Vision

Me. Trump. Thunderdome.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

I'll dust that Cheeto.

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23 Feb 2017

Cowardly Lyin'

I learned this in Oz.

Aim for Kellyanne Conway.

Witches hate water.

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30 Jan 2017

Pimping Iron

I'm on hold with Trump.

I told him I was Putin.

He's asking for nudes.

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22 Jan 2017

Mockingjoe

I'll do it, Barack.

I'll volunteer as tribute,

If she calls your name.

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20 Jan 2017

R.S.V.Pee

Dear President Trump,

Suck my inaugural balls.

Much love, Joey B.

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19 Jan 2017

Arglegay Isspay

I changed the nuke codes.

I put them in Pig Latin.

He'll never crack it.

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28 Dec 2016

Better Than Yours

We've got our milkshakes,

Now we need to find some boys,

And get in the yard.

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