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Biden

20 Sep 2017
Haiku: 

Some call me "Biden",

But others know my true name:

Joe Targaryen.

25 Mar 2017

Snatching Victory

Haiku: 

They tried to fuck us,

But then they had to pull out.

Our shit is too tight.

21 Mar 2017

Whole Latte Love

Haiku: 

The ladies love me.

It's like I'm the pumpkin spice,

Of Vice Presidents.

13 Mar 2017

Lemonade

Haiku: 

"Do you like it, Joe?

It's Beyonce's bath water,

With a shot of gin."

07 Mar 2017

2020 Vision

Haiku: 

Me. Trump. Thunderdome.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

I'll dust that Cheeto.

23 Feb 2017

Cowardly Lyin'

Haiku: 

I learned this in Oz.

Aim for Kellyanne Conway.

Witches hate water.

30 Jan 2017

Pimping Iron

Haiku: 

I'm on hold with Trump.

I told him I was Putin.

He's asking for nudes.

22 Jan 2017

Mockingjoe

Haiku: 

I'll do it, Barack.

I'll volunteer as tribute,

If she calls your name.

20 Jan 2017

R.S.V.Pee

Haiku: 

Dear President Trump,

Suck my inaugural balls.

Much love, Joey B.

19 Jan 2017

Arglegay Isspay

Haiku: 

I changed the nuke codes.

I put them in Pig Latin.

He'll never crack it.

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