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Biden

21 Nov 2016

Getting Warmer

Let's play a game, Mike.

Guess what I put in my ass.

Hint: it's in this room!

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17 Nov 2016

Spooning

We take off our shirts,

Climb into Pence's new bed,

then send him selfies.

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16 Nov 2016

Box Lunch

I'll show Trump the ropes.

I'll even feed him his lunch:

Knuckle sandwiches!

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15 Nov 2016

Housewarming Gift

What's on the floor, Joe?

It's a present for Mike Pence.

I made it myself.

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04 Nov 2016

Biden Time

I'm just sayin' Hill,

If Tim Kaine doesn't work out,

I'm on the speed dial.

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19 Sep 2016

Triangulation

We shouldn't do this...

What if somebody found out?

Barack would kill me!

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09 Sep 2016

Born This Way

You look just like me.

Weird hair, fucked up nose, strange clothes,

And a big penis.

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30 Aug 2016

Private Lessons

Why "eat" a sandwich

When you can "Dick Cheney" it?

George Bush taught me that.

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27 Aug 2016

Al-Jizzerah

God damn it, Biden!

You crack me up every time

You jizz in my socks.

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24 Aug 2016

Easy Rider

Fire up the Harley.

Just you, me, the open road.

I'll even ride bitch.

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