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Biden

24 Aug 2016

Easy Rider

Haiku: 

Fire up the Harley.

Just you, me, the open road.

I'll even ride bitch.

16 Aug 2016

The Good Humor Man

Haiku: 

Give me your soft serve,

Your malts, your curdled masses,

Yearning for brain freeze.

05 Aug 2016

Besties

Haiku: 

First friendship bracelets

Then we hit the Junior Gap

Like we're R. Kelly.

31 Jul 2012

Bird Laden

Haiku: 

These birds are pissed off!

They crash into shit. Hate pigs.

It's a bird jihad.

09 May 2012
Haiku: 

You see how that works?

I come out for gay marriage

and it's Biden's fault.

26 Oct 2009

You Lie! Part II

Haiku: 

Bad haircuts happen.

Once I had a hi-top fade. 

Joe, it'll grow out.

27 Sep 2009

The Hard Sell

Haiku: 

Viagra, facelifts,

Elective hip replacements,

They'll all be covered.

18 Sep 2009

Unhappy Hour

Haiku: 

This is like "Hooters"

without the beer,  chicken wings,

and orange hot pants.

15 Sep 2009

Fan Club

Haiku: 

He's very handsome

and he's got a way with words. 

What's there not to love?

08 Sep 2009

Ease on Down

Haiku: 

Heel, toe, heel toe, spin!

I'm your prancin' pony boy, 

feet so full of win.

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