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19 Aug 2017

Child Abusey

Haiku: 

Bannon's replacement?

Let's call up Gary Busey.

He could use the work.

18 Aug 2017

Bannon the Hutt

Haiku: 

Look, I'm sorry Steve.

But when you enslaved Leia,

You took it too far.

17 Aug 2017

Dökers fur Dorks

Haiku: 

Dear President Trump,

Your stormtroopers dress like shit.

Up your game, dickbag.

15 Aug 2017

Orange Supremacy

Haiku: 

It's not a Sieg Heil!

I'm just waving to my friends,

Hitler and Bannon.

13 Aug 2017

DURR Führer

Haiku: 

Listen up, fucknut!

You can't be cool with Nazis.

You know I'm Jewish?

12 Aug 2017
Haiku: 

Things I'm gonna kill:

Healthcare, Kathy Griffin, Cher,

Cersei, and the Hound.

10 Aug 2017

Wicked Burn

Haiku: 


That awkward feeling,

When your Tinder profile is

"younghotMrBurns".

09 Aug 2017

Grimace

Haiku: 

My dream position?

Senior Press Secretary,

For Mayor McCheese.

03 Aug 2017

Vlad the Pimpaler

Haiku: 

Like most of Russia,

Vladimir discovered crunk,

Thirteen years too late.

01 Aug 2017

Small Wonders

Haiku: 

I can't believe it.

She came out of my penis,

Just like Eric Trump.

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