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25 Apr 2018

Milk Milk Lemonade

Haiku: 

She won't hold my hand.

She's been playing Lemonade.

Goddamn Beyonce!

21 Apr 2018

Note to Self

Haiku: 

When this is over,

Rent a room at Trump Tower,

And piss everywhere.

20 Apr 2018

Stormy Weather

Haiku: 

Let him fuck porn stars.

It means less groping on us.

So it's a win-win.

18 Apr 2018

Breakfast Club

Haiku: 

She's all over him,

Like he's a cheddar biscuit,

And she's the gravy.

17 Apr 2018

The Fixer

Haiku: 

We bomb Syria,

No more refugee crisis.

Problem solved. Bigly.

20 Dec 2017

Naughty List 2017

Haiku: 

I'm filling stockings!

With shitty tax cuts and coal!

At least it's clean coal.

18 Dec 2017

Buyer's Remorse

Haiku: 

Sometimes I pretend,

I'm Jacqueline Kennedy.

She's lucky. She's dead.

12 Dec 2017

Pony Boy

Haiku: 

To no one's surprise,

Judge Roy Moore rode into town,

On a four year old.

11 Dec 2017

Orange Trumpsuit

Haiku: 

I wish I could say,

"You're too pretty for prison."

But you're a hot mess.

05 Dec 2017

Cold Shoulder

Haiku: 

This is just perfect.

Cold, white, dead on the inside,

Just like my marriage.

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