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24 Mar 2017

Next of Skin

I gave her lotion,

And I put her down a hole.

What comes next? I'm stumped.

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23 Mar 2017

The Riddler

What's round and orange,

In the palm of millionaires,

And in court a lot?

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17 Mar 2017

Vomelet

Who needs Meals on Wheels?!

I eat diamonds for breakfast,

And shit Fabergé.

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16 Mar 2017

New Trump hair slippers!

Put your foot in Donald's head.

There's plenty of room.

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10 Mar 2017

Slimer

This painting's haunted!

One night I walked by it nude,

And it vomited!

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07 Mar 2017

Breitshart

Just look at Bannon.

If diarrhea wore jorts,

It would look like him.

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05 Mar 2017

Tweet Twit Tweet

Tiny hands. Strange hair.

He's wrapped around my finger.

And he tweets too much.

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03 Mar 2017

Nyetmares

I had a nightmare!

I was sucking Putin's balls,

And he made me stop.

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01 Mar 2017

SnatchAp

Don't mind KellyAnne.

She's just sexting Putin,

Using my SnapChat.

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27 Feb 2017

Land of the Lost

Her husband's new book:

Why I Married a Sleestak

Available now!

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