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19 Oct 2017

Cheese Dip

Haiku: 

The way I see it,

He knew what he signed up for.

Now let's get nachos.

12 Oct 2017

Ryan Heir

Haiku: 

Tweet away, fuck boy,

I'm two impeachments away,

From running this bitch.

09 Oct 2017

The Two Ply Lie

Haiku: 

Our clean up effort:

These are super absorbent,

You'll be good as new.

05 Oct 2017

Faith Healer

Haiku: 

That awkward moment,

When you have to ask the Pope,

To cure your herpes.

28 Sep 2017

Super Bowl Champ

Haiku: 

Inappropriate!

We all know more shit comes out,

Than ever goes in.

26 Sep 2017

Helter Skelter

Haiku: 

Manson had it wrong,

You just need a Twitter feed,

To divide people.

24 Sep 2017

Family Feud

Haiku: 

I'm not a dotard,

This guy, on the other hand,

Dotarded as hell.

18 Sep 2017

Rocket Man

Haiku: 

Hey Melania!

I'm just putting this out there,

But I've got nukes too...

16 Sep 2017

Hangin' Tough

Haiku: 

This is familiar,

Old, grey, saggy, and wrinkled.

But much, much smaller.

13 Sep 2017

Ric and Famous

Haiku: 

Sometimes he'll sit there,

Pretending that he's Ric Flair,

'Til someone says "Woo!"

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