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21 Feb 2017

Lust in Translation

She's got a nice ass!

Or, as they say in Russian,

A "badonkadonk".

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17 Feb 2017

Gold Sores

I'm like King Midas,

But I don't turn stuff to gold.

You just get herpes.

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15 Feb 2017

Oil Slick

God damn! Trudeau's fine!

I'd let him lay a pipeline,

Right through my panties.

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12 Feb 2017

Dork Dynasty

Our dad's President.

We could be the next Dubya

If our luck holds out.

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11 Feb 2017

Thor Loser!

I'm a Norse god now.

I'm the best god of thunder.

Thor's a disaster!

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10 Feb 2017

Department of D Pence

My college transcripts,

Are a lot like Pence's dreams,

Full of easy D's!

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01 Feb 2017

Old Glory Hole

I love Old Glory!

I love it like a daughter.

The hot looking one.

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29 Jan 2017

Viaggravating

Like my wedding night,

This might take a little while,

And a lot of force.

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27 Jan 2017

Frankendouche

One third George Peppard,

Two thirds Hannibal Lechter,

With a dash of Lurch.

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26 Jan 2017

Alternative Facts

I'm pretty and smart.

And I don't drink children's blood.

Everyone loves me!

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