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07 Apr 2017

Taco Lips Now

You're dead meat Assad!

You're like carne asada.

Whatever that is.

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03 Apr 2017

Group Pees

Trumpette requirements:

Viagra, botox, herpes,

And no gag reflex.

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02 Apr 2017

Go Directly to Jail

Put three hotels here.

If the Democrats land there,

We'll own their asses!

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30 Mar 2017

Sleeper Agent

Leave Mike Flynn alone!

He doesn't know anything!

Let's just let him sleep.

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30 Mar 2017

Suffragette Twitty

Don't get me wrong, folks.

Susan B. Anthony's great!

She's a 2, but great.

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24 Mar 2017

Next of Skin

I gave her lotion,

And I put her down a hole.

What comes next? I'm stumped.

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23 Mar 2017

The Riddler

What's round and orange,

In the palm of millionaires,

And in court a lot?

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16 Mar 2017

Vomelet

Who needs Meals on Wheels?!

I eat diamonds for breakfast,

And shit Fabergé.

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15 Mar 2017

New Trump hair slippers!

Put your foot in Donald's head.

There's plenty of room.

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10 Mar 2017

Slimer

This painting's haunted!

One night I walked by it nude,

And it vomited!

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