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16 Feb 2017

Gold Sores

Haiku: 

I'm like King Midas,

But I don't turn stuff to gold.

You just get herpes.

14 Feb 2017

Oil Slick

Haiku: 

God damn! Trudeau's fine!

I'd let him lay a pipeline,

Right through my panties.

11 Feb 2017

Dork Dynasty

Haiku: 

Our dad's President.

We could be the next Dubya

If our luck holds out.

11 Feb 2017

Thor Loser!

Haiku: 

I'm a Norse god now.

I'm the best god of thunder.

Thor's a disaster!

09 Feb 2017

Department of D Pence

Haiku: 

My college transcripts,

Are a lot like Pence's dreams,

Full of easy D's!

31 Jan 2017

Old Glory Hole

Haiku: 

I love Old Glory!

I love it like a daughter.

The hot looking one.

28 Jan 2017

Viaggravating

Haiku: 

Like my wedding night,

This might take a little while,

And a lot of force.

26 Jan 2017

Frankendouche

Haiku: 

One third George Peppard,

Two thirds Hannibal Lechter,

With a dash of Lurch.

25 Jan 2017

Alternative Facts

Haiku: 

I'm pretty and smart.

And I don't drink children's blood.

Everyone loves me!

23 Jan 2017

State Secrets

Haiku: 

My favorite states?

Jersey, New York, denial,

Bliss, and my prostate.

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