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18 Aug 2016

Hoosier Daddy

Haiku: 

Come here, idiot.

I'd rather kiss Ivanka,

But I guess you'll do.

15 Aug 2016

Chick Magnate

Haiku: 

Here's some news for you:

I'm a Sanders supporter.

The colonel that is.

12 Aug 2016

Fairytales

Haiku: 

Everything's her fault.

Except for global warming.

Because that's not real.

11 Aug 2016

Putin Place

Haiku: 

New on the market:

Moscow on the Potomac.

Priced to sell quickly.

10 Aug 2016

Role-playing

Haiku: 

I'll be Chris Christie.

And you can be my ass cheeks.

Prepare for smooches.

08 Aug 2016
Haiku: 

An Ass in a Hat.

It's like a Dr. Seuss book

With an orange Grinch.

08 Aug 2016
Haiku: 

On our wedding night,

Don showed me his "Trump Tower".

It's like a string bean.

06 Aug 2016

BRAAAAAIINNS!

Haiku: 

Like the walking dead,

you must shoot them in the head,

or they'll keep voting.

03 Aug 2016

The 'Bates Hotel

Haiku: 

Oh, I'll debate you.

You won't believe my debates.

My debates are huuuuuge!

02 Aug 2016

Derpends

Haiku: 

Look, crying babies!

One of them in Armani.

The rest in diapers.

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