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23 Oct 2016

Trumpty Dumpty

Haiku: 

Look! It's a Trump egg!

Keep it warm and watch it hatch?

Or scramble it now?

23 Oct 2016

Two-Fisted

Haiku: 

Putin. Hannity.

Putin. Hannity. Putin.

And me with one mouth.

19 Oct 2016

+5 vs. Trolls

Haiku: 

This dress is armor.

My snatch has AC 30.

It's my panty shield.

19 Oct 2016

Posse Grabber

Haiku: 

Round up a posse!

We'll ride out, grab Hillary,

And throw her in jail!

17 Oct 2016
Haiku: 

That's his favorite chair.

He got it at IKEA.

It's an "IVANKA".

16 Oct 2016

Swipe Left

Haiku: 

Nice try Dad, but no...

I know where your lips have been.

All over Putin.

12 Oct 2016

Trump Trifecta!

Haiku: 

Blah blah blah ISIS!

Blah blah blah EMAIL! blah blah.

Blah blah blah PUSSY!

08 Oct 2016

Pussy Whipped

Haiku: 

Trump tries to grab me?

I go UFC on him

And make him tap out!

06 Oct 2016

Endorsements

Haiku: 

Shrek is on my side.

So's Zombie Giuliani.

We're unstoppable!

01 Oct 2016

Stay Orange Pony Boy!

Haiku: 

I'm hung like a horse!

A five inch tall, orange horse,

But it's still a horse!

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