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09 Dec 2016

Little Caesar

Haiku: 

The real pizzagate:

Trump eats his pizza backwards,

With his eye shut tight.

05 Dec 2016

Nice Cube

Haiku: 

I've done my homework.

I have watched Boyz n the HUD

Like 35 times.

01 Dec 2016

Upgrade

Haiku: 

Call me in ten years.

Melania will be old.

I'll need a new wife.

30 Nov 2016

Amusement Pork

Haiku: 

Remember that time

You called me your "trumpoline"

And then jumped my bones?

29 Nov 2016
Haiku: 

Women love this move!

I call it "draining the swamp".

It's gonna be huge!

26 Nov 2016

Alt Reich

Haiku: 

I didn't hook it!

I meant to hit the ball there,

just alt to the right.

10 Nov 2016

False Profit

Haiku: 

I thought I was God.

Thank you, evangelicals.

Boom! Now I am God!

07 Nov 2016

New Dirt

Haiku: 

Call Sean Hannity,

Tell him I have some HUGE news.

She screwed Bill Clinton!

04 Nov 2016

Badonkadaudit

Haiku: 

Melania's hot,

She looks like a million bucks,

Tax exempt of course.

30 Oct 2016

Andygram!

Haiku: 

There's a zipping sound,

Then he rips the Trump mask off:

It's Andy Kaufman!

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