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10 Sep 2016

Lip Service

Haiku: 

You're so creepy, Dad.

Put your gross lips somewhere else.

Maybe on your wife.

05 Sep 2016

Pop Fiction

Haiku: 

My favorite book?

It's by Dr. Seuss of course.

It's called "Hop on Pop".

31 Aug 2016

Happy Meal

Haiku: 

McChicken? No Way!

But give me "Chicken Kiev"

And I'll hit that shit!"

Haiku: 

It took him five years

to stop ending sentences

with "doompety do!"

28 Aug 2016

Assengil

Haiku: 

Is he a Muppet?

Is he an evil Cheeto?

Nope, just a douchebag.

20 Aug 2016

Fun Factory

Haiku: 

Food? No, we're all out.

But I do have some Play Doh

That Putin gave me.

18 Aug 2016

Hoosier Daddy

Haiku: 

Come here, idiot.

I'd rather kiss Ivanka,

But I guess you'll do.

15 Aug 2016

Chick Magnate

Haiku: 

Here's some news for you:

I'm a Sanders supporter.

The colonel that is.

12 Aug 2016

Fairytales

Haiku: 

Everything's her fault.

Except for global warming.

Because that's not real.

11 Aug 2016

Putin Place

Haiku: 

New on the market:

Moscow on the Potomac.

Priced to sell quickly.

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