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27 Sep 2016

Reaction Figure

Haiku: 

Twelve inches* of Trump!

It's a great stocking stuffer!

*hands actual size.
20 Sep 2016

Ewwwwwww!

Haiku: 

This is my O face.

"O" in this case means orange,

Like a creamsicle.

15 Sep 2016

The Trumpside Down

Haiku: 

Spoiler alert, guys!

Next season of "Stranger Things"

Looks a lot like this.

14 Sep 2016
Haiku: 

It looks like a throne,

But it's really a toilet,

For me to poop on!

10 Sep 2016

Lip Service

Haiku: 

You're so creepy, Dad.

Put your gross lips somewhere else.

Maybe on your wife.

05 Sep 2016

Pop Fiction

Haiku: 

My favorite book?

It's by Dr. Seuss of course.

It's called "Hop on Pop".

31 Aug 2016

Happy Meal

Haiku: 

McChicken? No Way!

But give me "Chicken Kiev"

And I'll hit that shit!"

Haiku: 

It took him five years

to stop ending sentences

with "doompety do!"

28 Aug 2016

Assengil

Haiku: 

Is he a Muppet?

Is he an evil Cheeto?

Nope, just a douchebag.

20 Aug 2016

Fun Factory

Haiku: 

Food? No, we're all out.

But I do have some Play Doh

That Putin gave me.

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