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31 Jul 2016

By the Short Hairs

Haiku: 

This is my new bitch.

I got her in Florida.

I named her "Jeb Bush".

29 Jul 2016

The New Deal

Haiku: 

Here's the deal, Donald.

Run against my wife and lose.

I don't shag your wife.

28 Jul 2016

Heir Club

Haiku: 

Trump's a real skinflint.

He's really tight with money.

He really hates toupee.

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