Trump

10 Aug 2016

Role-playing

By tampioca

Haiku:

I'll be Chris Christie.

And you can be my ass cheeks.

Prepare for smooches.

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08 Aug 2016

Sneetches Get Stitches

By clown7

Haiku:

An Ass in a Hat.

It's like a Dr. Seuss book

With an orange Grinch.

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08 Aug 2016

And leans to the right

By tampioca

Haiku:

On our wedding night,

Don showed me his "Trump Tower".

It's like a string bean.

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06 Aug 2016

BRAAAAAIINNS!

By clown7

Haiku:

Like the walking dead,

you must shoot them in the head,

or they'll keep voting.

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03 Aug 2016

The 'Bates Hotel

By tampioca

Haiku:

Oh, I'll debate you.

You won't believe my debates.

My debates are huuuuuge!

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02 Aug 2016

Derpends

By clown7

Haiku:

Look, crying babies!

One of them in Armani.

The rest in diapers.

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31 Jul 2016

By the Short Hairs

By clown7

Haiku:

This is my new bitch.

I got her in Florida.

I named her "Jeb Bush".

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29 Jul 2016

The New Deal

By tampioca

Haiku:

Here's the deal, Donald.

Run against my wife and lose.

I don't shag your wife.

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28 Jul 2016

Heir Club

By clown7

Haiku:

Trump's a real skinflint.

He's really tight with money.

He really hates toupee.

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