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10 Sep 2016

Lip Service

By tampioca

Haiku:

You're so creepy, Dad.

Put your gross lips somewhere else.

Maybe on your wife.

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05 Sep 2016

Pop Fiction

By tampioca

Haiku:

My favorite book?

It's by Dr. Seuss of course.

It's called "Hop on Pop".

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31 Aug 2016

Happy Meal

By tampioca

Haiku:

McChicken? No Way!

But give me "Chicken Kiev"

And I'll hit that shit!"

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30 Aug 2016

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

By clown7

Haiku:

It took him five years

to stop ending sentences

with "doompety do!"

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28 Aug 2016

Assengil

By tampioca

Haiku:

Is he a Muppet?

Is he an evil Cheeto?

Nope, just a douchebag.

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20 Aug 2016

Fun Factory

By clown7

Haiku:

Food? No, we're all out.

But I do have some Play Doh

That Putin gave me.

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18 Aug 2016

Hoosier Daddy

By tampioca

Haiku:

Come here, idiot.

I'd rather kiss Ivanka,

But I guess you'll do.

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15 Aug 2016

Chick Magnate

By tampioca

Haiku:

Here's some news for you:

I'm a Sanders supporter.

The colonel that is.

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12 Aug 2016

Fairytales

By tampioca

Haiku:

Everything's her fault.

Except for global warming.

Because that's not real.

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11 Aug 2016

Putin Place

By fresh

Haiku:

New on the market:

Moscow on the Potomac.

Priced to sell quickly.

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