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Trump
10
Aug
2016
Role-playing
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Trump
I'll be Chris Christie.
And you can be my ass cheeks.
Prepare for smooches.
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08
Aug
2016
Sneetches Get Stitches
By
clown7
Haiku:
Trump
An Ass in a Hat.
It's like a Dr. Seuss book
With an orange Grinch.
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08
Aug
2016
And leans to the right
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Trump
On our wedding night,
Don showed me his "Trump Tower".
It's like a string bean.
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06
Aug
2016
BRAAAAAIINNS!
By
clown7
Haiku:
Trump
Like the walking dead,
you must shoot them in the head,
or they'll keep voting.
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03
Aug
2016
The 'Bates Hotel
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Trump
Oh, I'll debate you.
You won't believe my debates.
My debates are huuuuuge!
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02
Aug
2016
Derpends
By
clown7
Haiku:
Trump
Look, crying babies!
One of them in Armani.
The rest in diapers.
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31
Jul
2016
By the Short Hairs
By
clown7
Haiku:
Trump
This is my new bitch.
I got her in Florida.
I named her "Jeb Bush".
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29
Jul
2016
The New Deal
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Trump
Here's the deal, Donald.
Run against my wife and lose.
I don't shag your wife.
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28
Jul
2016
Heir Club
By
clown7
Haiku:
Trump
Trump's a real skinflint.
He's really tight with money.
He really hates toupee.
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