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11 Dec 2016

Triumphant.

Do you want this piece?

It looks like an orange cock.

So I thought I'd ask.

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09 Dec 2016

Little Caesar

The real pizzagate:

Trump eats his pizza backwards,

With his eye shut tight.

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06 Dec 2016

Nice Cube

I've done my homework.

I have watched Boyz n the HUD

Like 35 times.

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02 Dec 2016

Upgrade

Call me in ten years.

Melania will be old.

I'll need a new wife.

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30 Nov 2016

Amusement Pork

Remember that time

You called me your "trumpoline"

And then jumped my bones?

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29 Nov 2016

Women love this move!

I call it "draining the swamp".

It's gonna be huge!

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27 Nov 2016

Alt Reich

I didn't hook it!

I meant to hit the ball there,

just alt to the right.

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10 Nov 2016

False Profit

I thought I was God.

Thank you, evangelicals.

Boom! Now I am God!

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07 Nov 2016

New Dirt

Call Sean Hannity,

Tell him I have some HUGE news.

She screwed Bill Clinton!

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05 Nov 2016

Badonkadaudit

Melania's hot,

She looks like a million bucks,

Tax exempt of course.

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