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09 Feb 2017

Department of D Pence

My college transcripts,

Are a lot like Pence's dreams,

Full of easy D's!

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01 Feb 2017

Old Glory Hole

I love Old Glory!

I love it like a daughter.

The hot looking one.

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29 Jan 2017

Viaggravating

Like my wedding night,

This might take a little while,

And a lot of force.

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27 Jan 2017

Frankendouche

One third George Peppard,

Two thirds Hannibal Lechter,

With a dash of Lurch.

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25 Jan 2017

Alternative Facts

I'm pretty and smart.

And I don't drink children's blood.

Everyone loves me!

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24 Jan 2017

State Secrets

My favorite states?

Jersey, New York, denial,

Bliss, and my prostate.

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16 Jan 2017

Better than Twilight

A romantic tale:

He grabbed her by the pussy,

And then by the heart.

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12 Jan 2017

Red Pawn

Study hard, stay strong,

And you can be President,

Just like Comrade Trump.

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10 Jan 2017

It's President Trump!

He's giving "the gold standard"

A whole new meaning.

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10 Jan 2017

Il Duce

There's still jobs to fill?

Call Danny Bonaduce.

He could use the work.

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