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31 Oct 2016

Andygram!

There's a zipping sound,

Then he rips the Trump mask off:

It's Andy Kaufman!

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24 Oct 2016

Trumpty Dumpty

Look! It's a Trump egg!

Keep it warm and watch it hatch?

Or scramble it now?

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23 Oct 2016

Two-Fisted

Putin. Hannity.

Putin. Hannity. Putin.

And me with one mouth.

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19 Oct 2016

+5 vs. Trolls

This dress is armor.

My snatch has AC 30.

It's my panty shield.

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19 Oct 2016

Posse Grabber

Round up a posse!

We'll ride out, grab Hillary,

And throw her in jail!

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18 Oct 2016

That's his favorite chair.

He got it at IKEA.

It's an "IVANKA".

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17 Oct 2016

Swipe Left

Nice try Dad, but no...

I know where your lips have been.

All over Putin.

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13 Oct 2016

Trump Trifecta!

Blah blah blah ISIS!

Blah blah blah EMAIL! blah blah.

Blah blah blah PUSSY!

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09 Oct 2016

Pussy Whipped

Trump tries to grab me?

I go UFC on him

And make him tap out!

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07 Oct 2016

Endorsements

Shrek is on my side.

So's Zombie Giuliani.

We're unstoppable!

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