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12 Apr 2017

Spiceworld

Haiku: 

Gumdrop potato,

Curtain toe needle butthole.

What? Makes sense to me.

11 Apr 2017

Squats

Haiku: 

Just stay bent over.

It will make things easier.

It's a long four years.

08 Apr 2017

Light Weight

Haiku: 

You're not that Jared?

I thought you were from Subway.

It must be the hair.

06 Apr 2017

Taco Lips Now

Haiku: 

You're dead meat Assad!

You're like carne asada.

Whatever that is.

03 Apr 2017

Group Pees

Haiku: 

Trumpette requirements:

Viagra, botox, herpes,

And no gag reflex.

01 Apr 2017

Go Directly to Jail

Haiku: 

Put three hotels here.

If the Democrats land there,

We'll own their asses!

30 Mar 2017

Sleeper Agent

Haiku: 

Leave Mike Flynn alone!

He doesn't know anything!

Let's just let him sleep.

29 Mar 2017

Suffragette Twitty

Haiku: 

Don't get me wrong, folks.

Susan B. Anthony's great!

She's a 2, but great.

24 Mar 2017

Next of Skin

Haiku: 

I gave her lotion,

And I put her down a hole.

What comes next? I'm stumped.

23 Mar 2017

The Riddler

Haiku: 

What's round and orange,

In the palm of millionaires,

And in court a lot?

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