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16 Mar 2017

Vomelet

Haiku: 

Who needs Meals on Wheels?!

I eat diamonds for breakfast,

And shit Fabergé.

15 Mar 2017
Haiku: 

New Trump hair slippers!

Put your foot in Donald's head.

There's plenty of room.

09 Mar 2017

Slimer

Haiku: 

This painting's haunted!

One night I walked by it nude,

And it vomited!

06 Mar 2017

Breitshart

Haiku: 

Just look at Bannon.

If diarrhea wore jorts,

It would look like him.

04 Mar 2017

Tweet Twit Tweet

Haiku: 

Tiny hands. Strange hair.

He's wrapped around my finger.

And he tweets too much.

02 Mar 2017

Nyetmares

Haiku: 

I had a nightmare!

I was sucking Putin's balls,

And he made me stop.

28 Feb 2017

SnatchAp

Haiku: 

Don't mind KellyAnne.

She's just sexting Putin,

Using my SnapChat.

27 Feb 2017

Land of the Lost

Haiku: 

Her husband's new book:

Why I Married a Sleestak

Available now!

20 Feb 2017

Lust in Translation

Haiku: 

She's got a nice ass!

Or, as they say in Russian,

A "badonkadonk".

16 Feb 2017

Gold Sores

Haiku: 

I'm like King Midas,

But I don't turn stuff to gold.

You just get herpes.

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