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18 Apr 2017

Grape Nuts

Haiku: 

Close your eyes, dear.

Guess what I put in your mouth.

Hint: it's not my balls.

17 Apr 2017

Peep Show

Haiku: 

I'm living the dream:

First I became President.

Now four chicks at once!

13 Apr 2017

Gyna White

Haiku: 

I'm so fucking dope!

I'm hillbilly heroin!

Prescribed by Putin!

12 Apr 2017

Spiceworld

Haiku: 

Gumdrop potato,

Curtain toe needle butthole.

What? Makes sense to me.

11 Apr 2017

Squats

Haiku: 

Just stay bent over.

It will make things easier.

It's a long four years.

08 Apr 2017

Light Weight

Haiku: 

You're not that Jared?

I thought you were from Subway.

It must be the hair.

06 Apr 2017

Taco Lips Now

Haiku: 

You're dead meat Assad!

You're like carne asada.

Whatever that is.

03 Apr 2017

Group Pees

Haiku: 

Trumpette requirements:

Viagra, botox, herpes,

And no gag reflex.

01 Apr 2017

Go Directly to Jail

Haiku: 

Put three hotels here.

If the Democrats land there,

We'll own their asses!

30 Mar 2017

Sleeper Agent

Haiku: 

Leave Mike Flynn alone!

He doesn't know anything!

Let's just let him sleep.

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