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10 Oct 2017

Retweet

Haiku: 

Out on a Sunday,

Watching our favorite team,

The Baltimore Colts.

04 Aug 2017

Belle of the Balls

Haiku: 

Is it me fellas,

Or do "inaugural balls",

Sound less gay lately?

17 Jun 2017

Pray the Takei Away

Haiku: 

Mike Pence has a sad.

He found out Sulu is gay,

And Uhura's black.

27 Apr 2017

Access Denied!

Haiku: 

That's the back door, Mike.

So unless it's your birthday,

You can stop knocking.

09 Apr 2017

Like Mike

Haiku: 

Look! I'm Hillary.

I've got giant sized man balls.

I politic good.

04 Apr 2017

Putting on the Ritz

Haiku: 

You'll love this haircut.

Tight, white, and conservative,

It's called "The Cracker".

24 Feb 2017

Democracy

Haiku: 

We'll put gay rights there.

Women's rights go over there.

What else gets buried?

28 Oct 2016
Haiku: 

I've got bad news Mike.

I hate to break it to you:

Your pussy has balls.

03 Sep 2016

Hand Job

Haiku: 

When I greeted Trump

With these comically small hands

Donald said "You're hired!"

20 Aug 2016

Uh Oh!

Haiku: 

Sometimes I black out,

And wake up covered in blood

And SpaghettiOs.