Signing Statement
Submitted by clown7 on Mon, 2009-11-16 22:26. Obama
One in ten of these
I sign "George W. Bush"
just to mess with folks.
The Pen is Mighty
Submitted by clown7 on Tue, 2009-11-10 00:10. Obama
I've changed lost of things,
this was Clinton's humidor,
now it just holds pens.
Costumes
Submitted by clown7 on Tue, 2009-11-03 19:21. Obama
Michelle's a leopard.
I'm dressed like Mr. Rogers
if he were Kenyan.
You Lie! Part II
Submitted by clown7 on Mon, 2009-10-26 19:14. Biden
Bad haircuts happen.
Once I had a hi-top fade.
Joe, it'll grow out.
Sly Fox
Submitted by clown7 on Mon, 2009-10-19 05:02. Obama
It's all perspective.
The lead story on Fox News:
"Obama Blows It!"
All Bark, No Bite
Submitted by clown7 on Wed, 2009-10-14 16:49. Bo
C'mon Obama!
I'm tired of living a lie.
End "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Point Guards
Submitted by clown7 on Wed, 2009-09-30 17:03. Obama
The secret service
have elite shot blocking skills
but suck at street ball.
The Hard Sell
Submitted by clown7 on Sun, 2009-09-27 19:34. Biden
Viagra, facelifts,
Elective hip replacements,
They'll all be covered.
Death Panels
Submitted by clown7 on Thu, 2009-09-24 05:38. Obama
Dear old white people.
I promise not to kill you.
Please calm the fuck down.
Playing for Keeps
Submitted by clown7 on Mon, 2009-09-21 20:58. Obama