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Signing Statement

One in ten of these

I sign "George W. Bush"

just to mess with folks.

The Pen is Mighty

I've changed lost of things, 

this was Clinton's humidor, 

now it just holds pens.

Costumes

Michelle's a leopard. 

I'm dressed like Mr. Rogers

if he were Kenyan.

You Lie! Part II

Bad haircuts happen.

Once I had a hi-top fade. 

Joe, it'll grow out.

Sly Fox

It's all perspective.

The lead story on Fox News:

"Obama Blows It!"

All Bark, No Bite

C'mon Obama!

I'm tired of living a lie.

End "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

 

Point Guards

The secret service

have elite shot blocking skills

but suck at street ball.

The Hard Sell

Viagra, facelifts,

Elective hip replacements,

They'll all be covered.

Death Panels

Dear old white people. 

I promise not to kill you. 

Please calm the fuck down.

Playing for Keeps

Half way through the match

Obama started yelling

"Sweep the leg, Johnny!"