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01 Dec 2020

Crack Attack!

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Meet Jared Kushner,
Walking atomic wedgie,
Waiting to happen.

27 Nov 2020

Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Remember the Grinch?
That mean bitch who stole Christmas?
I'm like him, but worse.

24 Nov 2020

Turd Immunity

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Covid's not so bad.
Syphilis and crabs are worse.
So are anal warts.

19 Nov 2020
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And for our next trick,
We'll bring Bush back from the dead,
To vote for Biden.

18 Nov 2020

Batshit!

Haiku: 

Bigfoot and Mothman
Teamed up with Cher and RuPaul
To elect Biden.

13 Nov 2020

Golden Years

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I can't take him in.
What would I even feed him?
Viagra and piss?

10 Nov 2020

The Parent Trap

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That's when Eric asked,
"Is Biden our daddy now?"
And Don said, "Sure, kid."

08 Nov 2020

Flava

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Put this in your mouth:
"Joseph R. Biden, Jr.
President-elect."

07 Nov 2020

SackedDonald's

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I can do this job:
"The ice cream machine is broke,
Try again later."

07 Nov 2020

The Jerk

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All I need's this flag,
This paddle game, this ash tray,
And this Adderall.

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