There's a caravan,
But it's heading for the House,
And you can't stop it.
You think this is bad?
The carpet matches the drapes.
They're orange and bald.
You're alright, Kanye.
I mean, I can't rent to you,
But you can visit.
I love Donald Trump!
And I love you too, Ray J.
Give your wife my best.
Let me translate that:
It's an old Arabic phrase.
It means "bottom bitch".
Trump can't replace me.
I've been drinking vampire blood,
For 300 years.
Zoolander's Blue Steel,
Has nothing on my new look:
Prison Shower Face.
We're prepped for this storm.
I'm sending paper towels,
And thoughts and prayers.
I got a dick pic,
A tiny, orange dick pic.
God, I hate group texts.
Keep holding your breath.
Your orange skin won't turn blue,
But the Senate might.
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