Meet Jared Kushner,
Walking atomic wedgie,
Waiting to happen.
Remember the Grinch?
That mean bitch who stole Christmas?
I'm like him, but worse.
Covid's not so bad.
Syphilis and crabs are worse.
So are anal warts.
And for our next trick,
We'll bring Bush back from the dead,
To vote for Biden.
Bigfoot and Mothman
Teamed up with Cher and RuPaul
To elect Biden.
I can't take him in.
What would I even feed him?
Viagra and piss?
That's when Eric asked,
"Is Biden our daddy now?"
And Don said, "Sure, kid."
Put this in your mouth:
"Joseph R. Biden, Jr.
President-elect."
I can do this job:
"The ice cream machine is broke,
Try again later."
All I need's this flag,
This paddle game, this ash tray,
And this Adderall.
Pages
