He's my mini me.
We have the exact same hair.
And the same size hands.
My new Space Force doll,
With pussy grabbing action,
For hot aliens.
Sure, I can beat Trump.
Right square in his man pussy.
Come at me, Pumpkin!
And then Nancy mouthed
"I ain't no hollaback girl!"
Like 2004.
That awkward feeling,
When the Feds seize your dick pics,
And it turns you on.
If you win the game,
Lunch will be much fancier.
Think "Olive Garden".
He's like a track suit.
So many Russians own him,
And he smells like piss.
There's a caravan,
But it's heading for the House,
And you can't stop it.
You think this is bad?
The carpet matches the drapes.
They're orange and bald.
You're alright, Kanye.
I mean, I can't rent to you,
But you can visit.
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