
You have two choices:
You hold my hand in public,
Or my dong at home.

Damnit! Kellyanne!
You were supposed to dress up,
So you don't scare kids.

Halloween's scary!
There are lots of ghouls and ghosts.
And that's just my staff.

The way I see it,
He knew what he signed up for.
Now let's get nachos.

Tweet away, fuck boy,
I'm two impeachments away,
From running this bitch.

Out on a Sunday,
Watching our favorite team,
The Baltimore Colts.

Our clean up effort:
These are super absorbent,
You'll be good as new.

That awkward moment,
When you have to ask the Pope,
To cure your herpes.

Then Hillary said,
"We all float down here, Big Bill!"
And morphed into Trump.

Inappropriate!
We all know more shit comes out,
Than ever goes in.
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