Obama

02 Aug 2018

Always and Forever

By tampioca

Haiku:

When the clerk asked them,

"Separate or together?"

Joe started crying.

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02 Feb 2017

Jinx!

By tampioca

Haiku:

Stay calm, act normal...

I should have told you before:

I'm ridin' dirty.

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02 Jan 2017

Piece de Resistance

By tampioca

Haiku:

I have a feeling,

That my job isn't over.

It's getting started.

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12 Nov 2016

Kenya smell what Barack is cooking?

By tampioca

Haiku:

I'll show you around.

Where's your birth certificate?

First things first, Donald.

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01 Nov 2016

Tigger Warning

By tampioca

Haiku:

Oh, you're a tiger?

The orange and the crying,

Made me think you're Trump!

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25 Oct 2016

A Quarter Horse

By tampioca

Haiku:

That song's about you!

I bet you know how to whip,

And how to neigh neigh!

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06 Oct 2016

Bill Collector

By tampioca

Haiku:

What a nice letter.

But why didn't Hillary

Email it to me?

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13 Sep 2016

Official Business

By tampioca

Haiku:

Don't tell anyone,

But I call Michelle's backside

"The Oval Office".

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06 Sep 2016

Orange Crush

By clown7

Haiku:

This is my trumpkin.

It's round, orange, bigoted,

And worth three dollars.

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02 Sep 2016

Obamiwan Kenobi

By tampioca

Haiku:

My new lightsaber!

I found it in Michelle's purse,

Right next to my balls.

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