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02
Aug
2018
Always and Forever
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
When the clerk asked them,
"Separate or together?"
Joe started crying.
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02
Feb
2017
Jinx!
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
Stay calm, act normal...
I should have told you before:
I'm ridin' dirty.
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02
Jan
2017
Piece de Resistance
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
I have a feeling,
That my job isn't over.
It's getting started.
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12
Nov
2016
Kenya smell what Barack is cooking?
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
I'll show you around.
Where's your birth certificate?
First things first, Donald.
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01
Nov
2016
Tigger Warning
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
Oh, you're a tiger?
The orange and the crying,
Made me think you're Trump!
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25
Oct
2016
A Quarter Horse
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
That song's about you!
I bet you know how to whip,
And how to neigh neigh!
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06
Oct
2016
Bill Collector
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
What a nice letter.
But why didn't Hillary
Email it to me?
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13
Sep
2016
Official Business
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
Don't tell anyone,
But I call Michelle's backside
"The Oval Office".
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06
Sep
2016
Orange Crush
By
clown7
Haiku:
Obama
This is my trumpkin.
It's round, orange, bigoted,
And worth three dollars.
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02
Sep
2016
Obamiwan Kenobi
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Obama
My new lightsaber!
I found it in Michelle's purse,
Right next to my balls.
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