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19
Sep
2016
Triangulation
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Biden
We shouldn't do this...
What if somebody found out?
Barack would kill me!
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09
Sep
2016
Born This Way
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Biden
You look just like me.
Weird hair, fucked up nose, strange clothes,
And a big penis.
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29
Aug
2016
Private Lessons
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Biden
Why "eat" a sandwich
When you can "Dick Cheney" it?
George Bush taught me that.
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26
Aug
2016
Al-Jizzerah
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Biden
God damn it, Biden!
You crack me up every time
You jizz in my socks.
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24
Aug
2016
Easy Rider
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Biden
Fire up the Harley.
Just you, me, the open road.
I'll even ride bitch.
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16
Aug
2016
The Good Humor Man
By
clown7
Haiku:
Biden
Give me your soft serve,
Your malts, your curdled masses,
Yearning for brain freeze.
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05
Aug
2016
Besties
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Biden
First friendship bracelets
Then we hit the Junior Gap
Like we're R. Kelly.
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31
Jul
2012
Bird Laden
By
clown7
Haiku:
Biden
These birds are pissed off!
They crash into shit. Hate pigs.
It's a bird jihad.
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09
May
2012
The New Rainbow Coalition
By
clown7
Haiku:
Biden
You see how that works?
I come out for gay marriage
and it's Biden's fault.
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26
Oct
2009
You Lie! Part II
By
clown7
Haiku:
Biden
Bad haircuts happen.
Once I had a hi-top fade.
Joe, it'll grow out.
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