Biden

09 Sep 2016

Born This Way

By tampioca

Haiku:

You look just like me.

Weird hair, fucked up nose, strange clothes,

And a big penis.

Read more about Born This Way
Log in to post comments

29 Aug 2016

Private Lessons

By tampioca

Haiku:

Why "eat" a sandwich

When you can "Dick Cheney" it?

George Bush taught me that.

Read more about Private Lessons
Log in to post comments

26 Aug 2016

Al-Jizzerah

By tampioca

Haiku:

God damn it, Biden!

You crack me up every time

You jizz in my socks.

Read more about Al-Jizzerah
Log in to post comments

24 Aug 2016

Easy Rider

By tampioca

Haiku:

Fire up the Harley.

Just you, me, the open road.

I'll even ride bitch.

Read more about Easy Rider
Log in to post comments

16 Aug 2016

The Good Humor Man

By clown7

Haiku:

Give me your soft serve,

Your malts, your curdled masses,

Yearning for brain freeze.

Read more about The Good Humor Man
Log in to post comments

05 Aug 2016

Besties

By tampioca

Haiku:

First friendship bracelets

Then we hit the Junior Gap

Like we're R. Kelly.

Read more about Besties
Log in to post comments

31 Jul 2012

Bird Laden

By clown7

Haiku:

These birds are pissed off!

They crash into shit. Hate pigs.

It's a bird jihad.

Read more about Bird Laden
Log in to post comments

09 May 2012

The New Rainbow Coalition

By clown7

Haiku:

You see how that works?

I come out for gay marriage

and it's Biden's fault.

Read more about The New Rainbow Coalition
Log in to post comments

26 Oct 2009

You Lie! Part II

By clown7

Haiku:

Bad haircuts happen.

Once I had a hi-top fade.

Joe, it'll grow out.

Read more about You Lie! Part II
Log in to post comments

27 Sep 2009

The Hard Sell

By clown7

Haiku:

Viagra, facelifts,

Elective hip replacements,

They'll all be covered.

Read more about The Hard Sell
Log in to post comments

Pages