Trump
And then Nancy mouthed
"I ain't no hollaback girl!"
Like 2004.
That awkward feeling,
When the Feds seize your dick pics,
And it turns you on.
He's like a track suit.
So many Russians own him,
And he smells like piss.
There's a caravan,
But it's heading for the House,
And you can't stop it.
You think this is bad?
The carpet matches the drapes.
They're orange and bald.
You're alright, Kanye.
I mean, I can't rent to you,
But you can visit.
I love Donald Trump!
And I love you too, Ray J.
Give your wife my best.
Let me translate that:
It's an old Arabic phrase.
It means "bottom bitch".
Zoolander's Blue Steel,
Has nothing on my new look:
Prison Shower Face.
We're prepped for this storm.
I'm sending paper towels,
And thoughts and prayers.
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