Trump
I'll bury this here,
Right next to my hopes and dreams.
It's better this way.
The secret code is:
IWANTTOFUCKYOURDAUGHTER.
Don't tell anyone.
I know Jui-Jitsu.
I grab pussies all the time.
Trust me, I'm your man.
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Melania thinks,
"There's no Botox for the soul,
To help me save face."
Let's put it this way,
We're going to need these gloves,
Just to shake your hand.
Here's one of your balls.
You'll get the other one back
In 2020.
Ivanka's her name,
But she's Viagra to me.
Just a lot cheaper.
One of Trump's old tricks.
If you hold it with both hands,
It looks much bigger.
Five minutes later,
The stars and stripes are sticky,
And the pole has crabs.
If Elmo had tits,
Would tickling him be assault?
And would it stop me?
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