Trump
Zoolander's Blue Steel,
Has nothing on my new look:
Prison Shower Face.
We're prepped for this storm.
I'm sending paper towels,
And thoughts and prayers.
I got a dick pic,
A tiny, orange dick pic.
God, I hate group texts.
Keep holding your breath.
Your orange skin won't turn blue,
But the Senate might.
I'll bury this here,
Right next to my hopes and dreams.
It's better this way.
The secret code is:
IWANTTOFUCKYOURDAUGHTER.
Don't tell anyone.
I know Jui-Jitsu.
I grab pussies all the time.
Trust me, I'm your man.
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Melania thinks,
"There's no Botox for the soul,
To help me save face."
Let's put it this way,
We're going to need these gloves,
Just to shake your hand.
Here's one of your balls.
You'll get the other one back
In 2020.
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