Trump

And then Nancy mouthed
"I ain't no hollaback girl!"
Like 2004.

That awkward feeling,
When the Feds seize your dick pics,
And it turns you on.

He's like a track suit.
So many Russians own him,
And he smells like piss.

There's a caravan,
But it's heading for the House,
And you can't stop it.

You think this is bad?
The carpet matches the drapes.
They're orange and bald.

You're alright, Kanye.
I mean, I can't rent to you,
But you can visit.

I love Donald Trump!
And I love you too, Ray J.
Give your wife my best.

Let me translate that:
It's an old Arabic phrase.
It means "bottom bitch".

Zoolander's Blue Steel,
Has nothing on my new look:
Prison Shower Face.

We're prepped for this storm.
I'm sending paper towels,
And thoughts and prayers.
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