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26 Jan 2017

Frankendouche

Haiku: 

One third George Peppard,

Two thirds Hannibal Lechter,

With a dash of Lurch.

25 Jan 2017

Alternative Facts

Haiku: 

I'm pretty and smart.

And I don't drink children's blood.

Everyone loves me!

23 Jan 2017

State Secrets

Haiku: 

My favorite states?

Jersey, New York, denial,

Bliss, and my prostate.

15 Jan 2017

Better than Twilight

Haiku: 

A romantic tale:

He grabbed her by the pussy,

And then by the heart.

12 Jan 2017

Red Pawn

Haiku: 

Study hard, stay strong,

And you can be President,

Just like Comrade Trump.

10 Jan 2017
Haiku: 

It's President Trump!

He's giving "the gold standard"

A whole new meaning.

10 Jan 2017

Il Duce

Haiku: 

There's still jobs to fill?

Call Danny Bonaduce.

He could use the work.

04 Jan 2017

Oma God!

Haiku: 

Trump gave me a job,

A little celebrity,

And chlamydia.

29 Dec 2016

Vienna Sausage

Haiku: 

Terrycloth Chemise,

It's not just my porn star name,

It's what's for dinner!

28 Dec 2016

Nativity Scene

Haiku: 

Bela Lugosi,

Jerked off into a koi pond,

And this shit crawled out.

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