Pence
Don't get too attached.
If that bunny turns out gay,
We'll have to eat it.
I'm not gonna lie,
I really thought that by now,
I'd be President.
Out on a Sunday,
Watching our favorite team,
The Baltimore Colts.
Is it me fellas,
Or do "inaugural balls",
Sound less gay lately?
Mike Pence has a sad.
He found out Sulu is gay,
And Uhura's black.
That's the back door, Mike.
So unless it's your birthday,
You can stop knocking.
Look! I'm Hillary.
I've got giant sized man balls.I politic good.
You'll love this haircut.
Tight, white, and conservative,It's called "The Cracker".
We'll put gay rights there.
Women's rights go over there.
What else gets buried?
I've got bad news Mike.
I hate to break it to you:
Your pussy has balls.
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